Therefore, I don't have to go to work for like two and a half months. Consequently, this site will be updated much more frequently.
There are a lot of shitty things about my job; however, one thing the payroll department does is kind of rad: They space out my salary over the whole year, so that I get checks over the summer.
This must be what it's like to be pro.
Dude, I'm totally milking it.